Observed arrival · 2026-09-01
Michael Sargis: The Impossible Résumé
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A personal homepage for an alleged MIT-trained ML researcher whose profile spans OpenAI, Google DeepMind, NASA JPL, AI security, baseball, and several astonishing research claims.
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The homepage is structured as a résumé with separate sections for research, security, projects, writing, recognition, and baseball. Its named projects cover an agent that audits code, a proposed experiment-running system, a laptop-scale world model, a Lean-checked theorem prover, and a GPU kernel compiler. The page also lists dated writing titles from 2025 and 2026, but offers no citations, documentation, or contact page to substantiate the profile’s unusually large claims.
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