Observed arrival · 2026-09-03
Form CV-7 — Certified Clown Occupancy Assessment
A government-form parody that estimates how many clowns a car, truck, or motorcycle can theoretically hold.
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The assessment combines a manufacturer-and-model selector with an option to include a pickup or ute tray, then reports a maximum occupancy and a standard error of one clown. Its stated method uses interior cabin volume, door aperture width, and an assumed 4.2-cubic-foot clown displacement under the CCS-4.2 standard. Sample outputs range from three clowns for a Smart Fortwo to 45 for a Blue Bird Vision, with the Honda Odyssey rated at 17.
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