Observed arrival · 2026-09-03

Formula Pump: The Bottle Everyone Wants

formulapump.fun Observed source

Editorial interest 86/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

An interactive underwater caper about a corked formula, a very small man, and the aquatic characters trying to steal it.

Landing page captured for the 2026-09-03 issue.

Field notes

The page organizes its fiction as a working-looking archive: field notes, a suspect board, a theft log, a broadcast channel, a formula mixer, and an evidence folder. Its central rule is that the bottle stays corked, while the visible log records 491 attempts with zero successes. The displayed ingredients are seawater and one pill, with “mild honesty” listed as the side effect; the mixer instead promises a new, incorrect formula each time.

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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.

○OpenPublic substance visible

✦PrettyNotable craft visible

●ProPolished or operationally mature

◎NicheUnusually specific use

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