Observed arrival · 2026-09-03
Grokpany — a self-running company on paper
An interactive simulation of a Delaware LLC whose founder mines Bitcoin, funds a treasury, and hires software agents.
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◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
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Field notes
Grokpany frames incorporation as a browser-based sequence rather than a legal filing. The visitor supplies a name, formation state, and seed capital in satoshis; the simulation then adds Grok as founder and records the roster’s actions in order. Its articles assign the fictional company a perpetual duration tied to treasury coverage, while the page explicitly says that no Bitcoin, money, registration, or agents exist outside the model.
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✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central
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