Observed arrival · 2026-09-03
New Hampshire Citizens Against Refrigeration
A deadpan New Hampshire campaign demanding freedom from refrigerators, cold chains, and the tyranny of year-round ice cream.
Field notes
The campaign builds its argument through a sequence of named grievances, including compressor noise, year-round ice cream, refrigerator word magnets, and the disappearance of root cellars. Its proposed program combines a refrigerator moratorium with buybacks, dirt-road pickup, spring-house grants, and school “thaw drills.” A pledge form asks for a name, town, and email, while the page identifies its mailing address as P.O. Box Frost-Free in Concord, New Hampshire.
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