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Card 129 of 9982026-09-04 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-09-04

Castle of Rage, a platformer that keeps the score

castleofrage.com Observed source
Editorial interest 84/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A free browser rage platformer sends players through ten trap-filled castle rooms to rescue a princess.

Landing page captured for the 2026-09-04 issue.

Field notes

The game is organized around ten rooms whose hazards are described as repeatable rather than random, turning retries into a memorization loop. Players begin with five hearts, can restart a room, and may open chests that roll temporary effects from a shared table. The page also says local browser state stores the best room, retry count, and mute preference, while external analytics records room progress and deaths only after consent.

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OpenPublic substance visible
PrettyNotable craft visible
ProPolished or operationally mature
NicheUnusually specific use

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