Observed arrival · 2026-09-04
Castle of Rage, a platformer that keeps the score
A free browser rage platformer sends players through ten trap-filled castle rooms to rescue a princess.
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✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
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Field notes
The game is organized around ten rooms whose hazards are described as repeatable rather than random, turning retries into a memorization loop. Players begin with five hearts, can restart a room, and may open chests that roll temporary effects from a shared table. The page also says local browser state stores the best room, retry count, and mute preference, while external analytics records room progress and deaths only after consent.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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