Observed arrival · 2026-09-04
nowhereTV: Four Channels from the Multiverse
A free-to-watch AI television hub where four looping cartoon channels invite viewers to chat and sponsor a 15-second story for $5.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
Field notes
The homepage organizes its material like a miniature broadcast schedule rather than a conventional generation dashboard. Four channels share a timeline, including Dogs Rule Earth, Fruit News, Opposite Universe, and Fart Planet; the currently displayed channel shows a looping scene and a reported audience of 432. Viewers can comment in the channel interface, while the stated sponsorship flow uses a confirmed $5 checkout to place one 15-second story into the channel.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
†AdsAdvertising visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
◉HumanPersonal, local, civic, or handmade
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central
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