Observed arrival · 2026-09-04

TOM IS MY BITCH: A Golf Trip Turned Into a Courtroom Drama

tomismybitch.com Observed source

Editorial interest 88/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A custom microsite tracks a three-day, 72-hole golf grudge match with live scoring, $5 skins, evidence exhibits, and a championship belt.

Landing page captured for the 2026-09-04 issue.

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The page treats the golf trip as a live case file, separating the belt competition from $5 skins and Nassau side bets. Its four-round routing covers Tom’s Run and Chestnut Ridge, with the belt awarded for the lowest combined stroke total. The evidence section contains four exhibits about Tom’s off-course behavior, while the live-card links appear designed to update scores and fill skins as play proceeds. A projected trip total of 574 strokes gives the running joke a measurable scoreboard.

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