Nothing Is Open: A Tourism Board for One Birthday Weekend
A fictional visitor bureau invites a small group to Kismet, Fire Island, for Cass's 50th birthday and a weekend with no restaurants, shops, bars, cars, or scheduled ferry.
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A fictional visitor bureau invites a small group to Kismet, Fire Island, for Cass's 50th birthday and a weekend with no restaurants, shops, bars, cars, or scheduled ferry.
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A deliberately unfinished triangle shrine with a one-site webring, fake awards, a guestbook, and a missing man named Gary.
A pseudo-institutional publishing project that condenses entire fields of advice into brief, fully referenced volumes.
A French-language coaching practice offering alpacas individual therapy, couples counselling, stress management, NLP, and hypnosis.
A fictional translated archive documenting a sealed Korean apartment complex, its unexplained calamity, and the records gathered around it.
A browser-based basketball life sim lets you choose your parents at age six, make career-defining decisions, and play through retirement.
A restored Brussels hotel site that turns creative internships into a four-level lodging game, from cardboard-strewn basement to Royal Suite.
An evidence-led family history tracing two lines from England, Ireland and Scotland through migration, working life and eventual convergence in New Zealand.
An interactive physics exhibit that lets visitors explore the electromagnetic spectrum, from FM radio to gamma rays, through visual experiments and adjustable scales.
Joe Waine’s studio and archive gathers animated GIFs, drawings, paintings, music videos, design work, small websites, and five summers of a free DIY festival.
A richly assembled digital archive of Igüeña, León, combining place-names, historical maps, aerial imagery, laser terrain data, and local documents.
An accessibility app and browser service for finding usable restaurants, accommodation, toilets, parking, and working railway lifts across German-speaking Europe.
A technical-diligence service for deep-tech investors that searches doctoral dissertations for failed methods, rejected designs, and unfinished work.
The Circular Aerial Temporary Sculpture Society builds smoke-ring cannons that turn fog, air, and one clean strike into vanishing public art.
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A deliberately retro personal homepage with a dog to pet, a MIDI jukebox, a San Francisco weather widget, polls, guestbooks, and a career history.
A Chinese-language site presenting itself as Hong Kong’s Social Welfare Department and offering online applications for benefits and subsidies.
The official site for a student-run rivalry season between National Tsing Hua University and National Yang Ming Chiao Tung University.
A searchable digital archive of a Navy signalman’s 1942–1945 Pacific War diary, tracing his service from Tarawa to Okinawa.
A deliberately dubious corporate homepage that manufactures reputation, sells unreadable blockchain promises, and invites visitors to operate a browser-based reputation meter.
An online art project presenting 53 AI-generated images of clustered openings, arranged in five material and visual fields.
A Jordan-based AI and robotics portfolio spanning autonomous ground platforms, Arabic-language software, computer vision, and offline tools.