Observed arrival · 2026-09-05
The Dirty Poker Timer
A foul-mouthed desktop tournament clock for home Texas Hold’em games that manages blinds, breaks, prizes, and the table’s inevitable arguments.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
Field notes
The app builds a tournament ladder from a starting stack, player count, and target bedtime, including blinds, antes, breaks, color-up guidance, and prize-pool splits. Its timing model works backward from the wall clock rather than counting delayed ticks, and it is designed to resume after a closed session. The page specifies Windows, macOS, and Linux support, offline operation, and 29 shuffled recorded dealer lines.
Observed signals
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○OpenPublic substance visible
⊠LoginAccess appeared gated
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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