Observed arrival · 2026-09-05
La Vallée, the dwarf who keeps living without you
A coming-soon simulation of a garden-dwarf society that runs continuously, follows one dwarf and its descendants, and occasionally asks you to make decisions.
Field notes
La Vallée describes a persistent dwarf society that advances whether the player is watching or not. Each player follows one dwarf, gives occasional instructions, and receives notices about events such as marriage or inheritance; decisions are made automatically when unanswered. The page says six months of real calendar time can cover a life, while a three-day council cycle handles local elections. iPhone and Apple Watch access are described, but the landing page currently offers no visible playable version.
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