Observed arrival · 2026-09-06

Speed Roast — KB Judges Your Internet

speedroast.app Observed source

Editorial interest 79/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A free internet speed test that measures download, upload, and ping before grading the connection and handing the result to an unimpressed AI commentator.

Landing page captured for the 2026-09-06 issue.

Field notes

The test uses Measurement Lab’s open NDT7 method and connects the browser to a nearby test server, measuring download and upload for roughly ten seconds each. Results are mapped to six named grades, ranging from Catastrophic below 5 Mbps to Rare Respect at 400 Mbps or more. The site also describes anonymous provider comparisons using median speeds by country, plus test history, badges, and shareable verdicts.

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○OpenPublic substance visible

✦PrettyNotable craft visible

●ProPolished or operationally mature

◎NicheUnusually specific use

ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central

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