John Said Hello, Then the Internet Made a Keynote

Field notes

The page structures its parody as a five-part interactive sequence, with keyboard and on-page controls for changing scenes. Its visible framing borrows the language of launch events—“first keynote,” “new product,” and “fixed / not fixed / new problem”—while explicitly disclaiming affiliation with Apple or John Ternus. Show notes and an archive give the one-joke premise a small editorial apparatus rather than leaving it as a static gag.