Observed arrival · 2026-09-07
The Wooden Gym That Rolls Upright
A handmade resistance-training platform built to order in Northridge, California, with bands, straps, adjustable brick pockets, and a $700 introductory price.
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The platform combines a weighted wooden base, exercise mat, resistance bands, waist belt, limb straps, and brick pockets that let users add weight at either end. It is built to order in Northridge, with a stated roughly two-week lead time after construction begins. The page lists free San Fernando Valley delivery, a $50 charge for certain nearby deliveries, and freight-quote handling for customers beyond California.
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