Observed arrival · 2026-09-07
SCHMORDL: The Engineer Who Wants a Contract
A mock government-contract proposal from Bob Schmordl, a transportation civil engineer seeking work on highways, bridges, and related infrastructure.
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The page builds its premise as an unsolicited procurement document rather than a conventional résumé or engineering-services landing page. It assigns the proposal the identifier SCHMORDL-001, lists NAICS 237310 and 541330, and names “Schmordl, Bob” as engineer of record. Its supporting details include a bid binder containing a SAM.gov article, an AASHTO Green Book page, and a sticky note reading “GET CONTRACT.”
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