Observed arrival · 2026-09-08
Hold 'Em Off
A tower-defense game where poker hands determine the turrets you can build.
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$Paid
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✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
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Field notes
The game deals five cards each round from a seven-to-Ace deck, allows one swap per card, and converts the resulting hand into a turret. Three matching turrets combine into the next tier, while mixed trios may follow separate recipes revealed on round 8. Its enemy roster includes a fast Shill, an armored Whale, and a Pit Boss with nine-times standard health; bosses arrive every tenth round.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
One card from the complete issue