Observed arrival · 2026-09-09
Bullshit Industries, a company where nothing leaves the building
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A deadpan corporate-satire homepage for a 41-floor company with 900 employees, 18,402 meetings, zero decisions, and no product shipped.
Field notes
The site builds its fictional corporation from several recognizable office artifacts rather than relying on a single joke: a boardroom, a reporting hierarchy, an annual report, and a market-style panel. Its stated operating record includes 18,402 meetings, zero decisions, no product shipped, and no instruction leaving the chief executive’s office. The page also includes an Enter control, repeated finance-themed labels, and a note that registration is coming soon.
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