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Card 505 of 9992026-09-09 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-09-09

Ö-Zone, the sauna garment defending the family jewels

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A pre-order product page for a patent-pending garment intended to keep testicular temperature between 20–25°C during sauna sessions.

Landing page captured for the 2026-09-09 issue.

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The product page describes a passive thermal-regulation garment worn through two-round sauna sessions, with a cold shower or plunge between rounds. Its reported testing used a TMP100 dual-channel thermocouple, one probe measuring sauna air and another measuring the area beneath the garment. Four sessions are listed at 85–100°C, with reported readings between 17°C and 25°C. The page identifies the pictured item as a current pre-production sample and offers either a free waitlist or a refundable £5 Batch 01 reservation.

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$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use

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