Observed arrival · 2026-09-10

ASSmetric: What’s your ASS score?

assmetric.com Observed source

Editorial interest 84/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A tool that records a real ChatGPT session answering a customer question, then scores how a business appears across Authority, Sources, and Specificity.

Landing page captured for the 2026-09-10 issue.

Field notes

The service separates its score into Authority, Sources, and Specificity, averaging only the pillars that a recording can measure. Its source model follows the network activity behind a real ChatGPT answer: searches written by the model, pages opened, and business records consulted. The page cites 82 recorded answers and 186 searches, including questions about prices, years, official pages, licences, reviews, and opening hours. Scores are requested by form and reportedly returned by a person within two working days.

Observed signals

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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.

○OpenPublic substance visible

✦PrettyNotable craft visible

●ProPolished or operationally mature

◎NicheUnusually specific use

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