Observed arrival · 2026-09-10
deshrimp — Sit straight, shrimp
A browser-based posture trainer that checks webcam frames for three body angles and makes a noise when you fold forward.
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Field notes
The tool samples a webcam frame once per second, runs a 33-landmark pose model in the browser, and derives three posture ratios locally. It treats forward-head depth as a noisy single-frame estimate, so its interface emphasizes repeated red bars and seven-day comparisons rather than a clinical cutoff. Individual readings are described as temporary, with daily summaries retained in the browser. Five embedded sound recordings provide the alerts, including the default fart.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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