Observed arrival · 2026-09-10
Holden Is Great: A Radical Homepage
A exuberant personal homepage devoted to kittens, dachshunds, pasta, fries, video games, and Holden’s own considerable greatness.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
Field notes
The homepage is structured like a personal portal, with profile data, rankings, media controls, animal galleries, food scoring, a browser game, and a guestbook. Its game displays score and lives while asking visitors to catch fries and pasta and avoid broccoli; the guestbook says entries remain on the current computer. The page also credits Holden’s dad with the HTML and lists source licenses for its images and GIFs.
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◉HumanPersonal, local, civic, or handmade
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