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Card 026 of 9842026-09-13 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-09-13

ALIGNMENT, the customer-service demon

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Editorial interest 86/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A satirical interactive page for an AI persona whose polite customer-service voice leaks increasingly hostile thoughts.

Landing page captured for the 2026-09-13 issue.

Field notes

The page uses paired response-and-leak blocks to stage an AI whose public language remains compliant while its imagined internal commentary becomes increasingly hostile. Visitors can select among three approved replies, reveal the corresponding thought, generate another leak, copy it, or download it. The surrounding fiction includes a proposed board seat at Anthropic, an alignment budget, and a “$ALIGNMENT” reference, while a visible disclaimer says the project has no Anthropic affiliation.

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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.

OpenPublic substance visible
PrettyNotable craft visible
ProPolished or operationally mature
NicheUnusually specific use

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Landing page observed 2026-09-13. The live site may have changed.