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Card 265 of 9842026-09-13 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-09-13

Flappy Squat, the iPhone Game That Counts Your Squats

flappysquat.com Observed source
Editorial interest 78/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A squat-controlled mobile game in which body movements guide a bird through obstacles.

Landing page captured for the 2026-09-13 issue.

Field notes

Flappy Squat uses the iPhone as both camera and controller: the player places it in front of them, performs a setup squat, and then times further squats to steer a bird through obstacles. The page says the game tracks movement locally on the device, sends no images to its servers, and requires neither an account nor advertising. It also describes six unlockable birds and optional recording or sharing of a play attempt.

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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.

OpenPublic substance visible
PrettyNotable craft visible
ProPolished or operationally mature
NicheUnusually specific use
HumanPersonal, local, civic, or handmade

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Landing page observed 2026-09-13. The live site may have changed.