Observed arrival · 2026-09-13
Flappy Squat, the iPhone Game That Counts Your Squats
A squat-controlled mobile game in which body movements guide a bird through obstacles.
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✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
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Field notes
Flappy Squat uses the iPhone as both camera and controller: the player places it in front of them, performs a setup squat, and then times further squats to steer a bird through obstacles. The page says the game tracks movement locally on the device, sends no images to its servers, and requires neither an account nor advertising. It also describes six unlockable birds and optional recording or sharing of a play attempt.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
◉HumanPersonal, local, civic, or handmade
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