Observed arrival · 2026-09-13
Goblin Office, Zero Productivity, Inc.
An interactive office simulation where fictional goblin holders occupy a growing company and compete for the CEO’s chair.
Field notes
The headquarters models fictional holders as office personnel whose rank, tenure, personality, and service record shape their place in the building. Visitors can alter the simulated company from 40 to 10,000 holders, adjust a demo market cap, trigger incidents, or promote a holder into the CEO role. The handbook describes 100 room designs, including 15 executive suites and five alternative penthouses, while the page explicitly separates the simulation from live prices, wallets, tokens, and trading.
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