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Card 339 of 9842026-09-13 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-09-13

Haptothenics, or Personal “unTraining”

haptothenics.com Observed source
Editorial interest 70/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A Victoria-based bodyweight and natural-form coaching practice for rare strength skills, running, occupational fitness, and actor preparation.

Landing page captured for the 2026-09-13 issue.

Field notes

The page organizes the offering around several physical-performance tracks rather than a conventional gym membership: bodyweight skills, running, occupational fitness, and actor preparation. Its named examples include strict muscle-ups, pistol squats, back levers, forefoot-strike running, breakfalls, and shoulder rolls. The site identifies Tom Wells as founding instructor and lists Victoria, British Columbia, alongside virtual and in-person formats. It directs applicants to email and encrypted or messaging-based contact handles, but exposes no pricing or schedule in the supplied extract.

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NicheUnusually specific use
HumanPersonal, local, civic, or handmade

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Landing page observed 2026-09-13. The live site may have changed.