Observed arrival · 2026-09-13
Iris Café Scores Your Relationship Chat
Upload an iMessage or WhatsApp conversation and Iris Café assigns the relationship a score, trajectory, and behavioral profile.
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Iris Café presents conversation analysis as a compact relationship dashboard. The visible flow names iMessage and WhatsApp as inputs, then breaks the result into effort, kindness, fun, neediness, drama, and ghosting scores. Four example panels show how the system pairs numerical output with interpretive labels such as “The Lighthouse,” “The Spark,” “Rare,” and “Revolving door.” The page does not state what happens to uploaded chat data.
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