Observed arrival · 2026-09-13
The Pink Blob Times
A satirical newspaper for a civilization of small pink biscuits, covering crumb shortages, parliamentary floor trouble, surveillance, science, and culture.
Field notes
The publication organizes its fictional society through recognizable newspaper machinery: a Standards Desk, Editorial Board, Letters Desk, Guest Blobs, and a recurring puzzle series. Visible stories treat crumb shortages, camera surveillance, parliamentary floor polish, and a telescope’s nine-year flat line as civic beats, while the homepage also exposes RSS, contact, and donation paths. The result is less a single joke than a small, consistently staffed newsroom with its own institutions, controversies, and editorial habits.
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