Observed arrival · 2026-09-13
PISSLA, the dog with a wheel-marking agenda
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An interactive satire about a dog that marks electric-car wheels, complete with a playable nighttime round and a $PISSLA token.
Field notes
Mark Mode turns the premise into a browser interaction: visitors hold the mouse, finger, or spacebar to pour toward a front wheel, while wind, wheel coverage, tank level, and alarm percentage track the attempt. A round contains eight cars, and the page says wasted liquid reduces the tank. The surrounding fiction claims eleven months of nightly work and describes a one-billion-token supply, burned liquidity, and a contract that has not yet been deployed.
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