Observed arrival · 2026-09-13
Puss in Tights, the Cat Who Keeps 90%
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An absurdist cat microbrand wrapped around the $TIGHTS memecoin, featuring one green garment, four cats, one dog, and no actual product plan.
Field notes
The page combines a single fictional garment with a token-launch workflow: visitors are directed to add Robinhood Chain, bridge ETH, and buy through Pons using a displayed contract address. Its product specifications are intentionally comic—one size, no use, and “92% nylon, 8% crime”—while the page says the token has no product, team, or plan. The story’s cast is four cats and one dog, with the forest reduced to a cardboard box.
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