Observed arrival · 2026-09-13
The Zero-Likes T-Shirt
A $39 black pre-order tee that turns an ignored social post into a wearable status update.
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Field notes
The product records a small social-media failure as a physical artifact: 19 views, no replies, no reposts, and no likes. Its print uses X-style interface glyphs in #71767b on a black Bella + Canvas 3010 tee, with an 8.8-inch upper-chest graphic. The page specifies an oversized fit from XS through 3XL and says pre-orders determine the production batch, with the first batch planned to ship in October 2026.
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✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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