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Card 979 of 9842026-09-13 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-09-13

The Zero-Likes T-Shirt

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Editorial interest 86/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A $39 black pre-order tee that turns an ignored social post into a wearable status update.

Landing page captured for the 2026-09-13 issue.

Field notes

The product records a small social-media failure as a physical artifact: 19 views, no replies, no reposts, and no likes. Its print uses X-style interface glyphs in #71767b on a black Bella + Canvas 3010 tee, with an 8.8-inch upper-chest graphic. The page specifies an oversized fit from XS through 3XL and says pre-orders determine the production batch, with the first batch planned to ship in October 2026.

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OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
PrettyNotable craft visible
ProPolished or operationally mature
NicheUnusually specific use
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central

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Landing page observed 2026-09-13. The live site may have changed.