Observed arrival · 2026-09-14
The Apology Audit
A playful browser tool that judges your apology, recommends a rewrite, and fines reflexive guilt with imaginary money.
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◎Niche
◉Human
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The page accepts a short apology and routes it through a mock departmental workflow: testimony, ruling, rationale, recommended action, and a copyable rewrite. Preset cases cover a late reply, a missed deadline, and asking a question. A device-only ledger records reflex apologies and applies a fictional 25-cent fine, while the page explicitly separates real harm—which should be owned and repaired—from guilt without sufficient evidence.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
◉HumanPersonal, local, civic, or handmade
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