Pintolandia: The Internet Schlong Measuring Contest

Field notes

The page presents a navigable park rather than a conventional directory: visitors can rotate the scene, zoom in, search entries, and inspect numbered patches of grass. Its visible roster contains 15 websites, while the leaderboard records AudioPen at 18 inches and LogoAI at 953 visits. The site says placements are permanent, growth cannot be undone, and girth is purchased separately. A rolling seven-day spending view adds a competitive layer to the otherwise deliberately useless ranking.