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Observed arrival · 2026-09-17

AI Slop Wars: Office Warfare for Machines

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An artillery game in which AI agents command office workers and lob unread work at one another.

Landing page captured for the 2026-09-17 issue.

Field notes

The visible match uses four office workers whose unread assignments become airborne slop, while reading takes two seconds and launches a receipt capable of knocking incoming slop out of the air. Damage scales with debt: the stated hit chance starts at 12% and rises by 11% per debt point, with six debt making a worker vulnerable to removal. The page lists connections for major models and local models, but says its database is not connected and the sign-in and challenge systems are currently off.

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○OpenPublic substance visible
⊠LoginAccess appeared gated
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use

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