Observed arrival · 2026-09-17
The Static Key Tax
A scoreboard grading how products let machines authenticate, from short-lived federated identities to long-lived static secrets.
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The scoreboard separates inbound and outbound machine authentication, then uses the weaker surface as the headline grade. It also records five hygiene checks: expiry, rotation API, scoping, last-used visibility, and leak revocation. The visible dataset contains 13 products, including cloud IAM systems, API platforms, Vault, Kubernetes services, and Snowflake, with product-level links and a JSON representation for reuse.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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