Observed arrival · 2026-09-18
Ιατροσκόπιο: The Seven-Question Clinic Test
A Greek-language satire tool that asks seven yes-or-no questions before issuing a mock verdict on whether a medical practice is legitimate.
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ƒJS
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- Greek-speaking patients checking medical claims
- Worth noticing
- The page openly reveals that its “AI” is a few lines of JavaScript and an if-statement.
Field notes
The interface accepts seven yes-or-no answers and turns them into a deliberately theatrical report, complete with a spinner, simulated reasoning, and a confidence score. The page states that no model or server is involved: the result comes from local JavaScript and simple conditions, with no external medical sources consulted. Its explanatory sections redirect the joke toward a practical check, asking whether a clinic can show the practitioner’s license.
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●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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