Observed arrival · 2026-09-18
The Stattenfield Empire Annexes the Internet
A mock-imperial gazetteer catalogues domains as colonies, protectorates, private holdings, and other territories of the House of Stattenfield.
- For
- Readers who collect strange internet projects
- Worth noticing
- The gazetteer assigns each domain a territorial status, from Protectorate to Personal Archive and Patent Medicine.
Field notes
The site treats a portfolio of domains as an imperial administrative record, assigning each possession a status, annexation year, and descriptive gazetteer passage. The collection ranges from a 2012 engineer-oriented diet site to 2026 entries involving fictional ecclesiastical supplies, canine cosmetic satire, a Northwest canoe fellowship, and a Bay Area lunch club. The homepage links directly to each listed domain and maintains FAQ, information, contact, and archive navigation.
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