Observed arrival · 2026-09-19
The Definitive, Disputed Record of Fuckass Dog
A mock-encyclopedia article documenting a brown domestic dog whose defining quality is being, in the site's words, fuckass.
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- The article records 412 failed recall attempts and a daily seven-minute period of unusual behaviour.
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The page imitates a reference article closely enough to include section numbering, citation markers, a talk-page-style neutrality warning, and a distinction between the dog and the domain name. Its records are intentionally overprecise: height is given as 58 cm, recall success as zero across 412 attempts, and the daily behavioural disturbance is timed to 21:38–21:45. Several claims are presented as disputed or uncited within the article itself.
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