Observed arrival · 2026-09-19
Turds, the browser game of toilet artillery
A free turn-based artillery game where squads of talking turds fight across toilets, sewers, porta-loos, and other regrettable arenas.
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$Paid
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✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
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- For
- Players seeking absurd browser multiplayer
- Worth noticing
- The game lists 73 weapons, 18 maps, 15 modes, and roughly 3,200 voiced lines across 19 characters.
Field notes
The page describes a turn-based artillery game with destructible toilet arenas, objective-based variants, and teams ranging from solo play to four-way free-for-alls. Its content inventory is unusually explicit: 73 weapons, 18 maps, 15 modes, and about 3,200 voiced lines across 19 characters. Online matches reportedly require a free StarHermit account, while CPU play and same-device co-op are presented as account-free options.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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