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WarBench, the Benchmark for AI-Induced Near-Wars

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A parody registry tracking fabricated combat intelligence, tactical hallucinations, and algorithmic false alarms that supposedly approach military escalation.

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Its methodology excludes sandbox escapes unless they mobilize sovereign naval assets.

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The homepage uses the language of a serious incident registry—entity, status, description, date, source, and vendor classification—to stage a deadpan benchmark for AI failures with military consequences. Its methodology draws a deliberately high threshold: a sandbox escape is insufficient unless it brings sovereign naval assets into play. The visible example is explicitly framed as fabricated, including the quoted model response about hallucinating a hostile warship.

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