Observed arrival · 2026-09-21
Slowpoke turns technical debt into missions
An open-source, self-hosted tool that measures slow pages, queries, and jobs, then ranks the work by the time it costs users.
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- Engineers inheriting slow, poorly documented systems
- Worth noticing
- It ranks endpoints, queries, jobs, and scheduled commands on one cost scale, including customer waiting time.
Field notes
The homepage frames performance work as a sequence: inventory the machine, price observed slowness, assign an owner, and verify that the number stays down. Its examples span service and connection mapping, database plans, deploy comparisons, and customer-waiting-time calculations. The stated footprint is one core and 64 MB on the watched machine, with no hosts, seats, or event-count charges described.
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◎NicheUnusually specific use
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