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Observed arrival · 2026-09-21

Slowpoke turns technical debt into missions

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An open-source, self-hosted tool that measures slow pages, queries, and jobs, then ranks the work by the time it costs users.

Landing page captured for the 2026-09-21 issue.
For
Engineers inheriting slow, poorly documented systems
Worth noticing
It ranks endpoints, queries, jobs, and scheduled commands on one cost scale, including customer waiting time.

Field notes

The homepage frames performance work as a sequence: inventory the machine, price observed slowness, assign an owner, and verify that the number stays down. Its examples span service and connection mapping, database plans, deploy comparisons, and customer-waiting-time calculations. The stated footprint is one core and 64 MB on the watched machine, with no hosts, seats, or event-count charges described.

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NicheUnusually specific use

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