Observed arrival · 2026-09-21
Tom Breaks Terrible News
A participatory comedy desk where Tom may call someone and deliver the terrible news you would rather avoid.
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$Paid
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✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
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- For
- People outsourcing an awkward personal phone call
- Worth noticing
- Missions can become cleared audio, anonymized reenactments, or narrated mission files.
Field notes
The homepage treats each request as a small production: intake, fact-checking, contact review, acceptance, and delivery. It distinguishes three possible public outputs—cleared actual audio, identity-protected reenactment, and an anonymized desk narrative—and says consent and release are required for the first. The rules exclude threats, harassment, unlawful targeting, and deceptive or dangerous scenarios, while the condition scale supplies a deliberately theatrical severity rubric.
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●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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