Observed arrival · 2026-09-22
Drunkle Pat, the Pocket-Sized Bad Influence
A comedy app for iPhone and Apple Watch that turns simulated drinking gestures into an eight-stage night of increasingly terrible decisions.
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✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
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- For
- People who want a comic drinking companion without real drink tracking
- Worth noticing
- The page describes 15 venues, six drink types, eight stages, and phone–Apple Watch synchronization.
Field notes
The proposed interaction uses a phone tilt as the input, with a longer hold representing a larger simulated drink. The page also describes an Apple Watch mode that detects a wrist raise, keeps the phone and watch synchronized, and shows progression through eight stage dots. Character setup includes face, hair, build, wardrobe, drink, and name, while venue choices range from a dive bar and rave to rooms in a house.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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