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A mock military investigation into a Battlefield clan member’s supposedly disastrous service record.

Landing page captured for the 2026-09-22 issue.

For: Battlefield players and longtime gaming-clan friends
Worth noticing: The archive preserves a 2008 Microsoft Paint exhibit and a 2018 handwritten follow-up.

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The site uses a faux military-record format to organize a clan in-joke: a personnel dossier, an appeal process, numbered exhibits, and archival source notes. Its evidence spans a 2008 Microsoft Paint image, a 2018 Galaxy Note8 handwriting exercise, and a 2026 Battlefield Reclamation snapshot. The page labels the case a deliberately unfair interpretation, making the archival presentation part of the joke rather than a claim of objective gaming history.

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