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Card 774 of 9812026-09-22 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-09-22

Sidehoe, the iMessage assistant for your neglected roster

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Editorial interest 88/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A proposed iMessage assistant that tracks conversations, remembers personal details, drafts replies, and warns about social disasters.

Landing page captured for the 2026-09-22 issue.
For
People managing too many conversations and social obligations
Worth noticing
The demo catches a name mismatch, duplicate dinner booking, group-message overreach, and a 47-day silence.

Field notes

The page models the assistant through miniature message scenarios rather than abstract feature bullets. It demonstrates thread-specific memory, including hiking preferences, cilantro aversion, a dog named Biscuit, and a claimed height, alongside safeguards for names and duplicate bookings. The comparison table separates a free tier from Pro at $9.99 per month, while the Monogamy row presents a deliberately comic alternative. The product remains waitlist-only on the supplied page.

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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.

○OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use

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