Observed arrival · 2026-09-23
Last Egg Standing: plain-English egg battles
A playable battle game where you write a plan in plain English and watch your egg try to survive.
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$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
- For
- Players who want to program battle tactics in plain English
- Worth noticing
- Rules run twenty times a second, top to bottom; an impossible instruction can stop a new plan while the current battle keeps running.
Field notes
The plan editor accepts up to 600 characters and offers examples for conditions, distances, self-defense, and movement around the shrinking ring. Players can inspect compiled steps and warnings; the page says an invalid new plan may stop, while the current battle continues. It also describes selectable map size and egg count, plus separate deploy, rehearsal, gauntlet, daily, and weekly squad controls.
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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