Observed arrival · 2026-09-25
Brad Hates Running, the anti-cheer running tracker
A running tracker for Android that promises exact run stats and a deliberately unenthusiastic voice; the app is marked as coming soon.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
- For
- Runners who dislike coaching, streaks, and social feeds
- Worth noticing
- The site says its spoken cues are pre-rendered audio, pause podcasts before playing, and can work offline.
Field notes
The page spells out controls that address small running annoyances: a hold is required to stop, a notification exposes lock-screen controls, and auto-pause can stop the clock at lights. It also describes optional “snack units,” which convert a selected food into a distance countdown. These are presented as app features, but the page marks the Android release as coming soon.
Observed signals
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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