Observed arrival · 2026-09-25
Report Card grades your posts like a very tired teacher
Enter a social handle and the site turns recent public posts into a mock school report card, complete with subject grades, a GPA, and a teacher-style comment.
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- Social-media users curious about how their public posts read
- Worth noticing
- The page reports 421 report cards this semester and says grading uses public posts only.
Field notes
The sample slips assign letter grades across categories including Original Posts, Ragebait, Sincerity, and Shitposting, then calculate a GPA out of 4.30 and add a teacher-style comment. A public leaderboard lists handles for X, Threads, and LinkedIn; the page says it uses public posts only and reports 421 submissions this semester. The scoring rubric itself is not explained in the extracted copy.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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