Observed arrival · 2026-09-25
SuperExpensiveJerky.com: Livestock Pending
A satirical jerky storefront pairs $100 pre-orders for animals the founders didn’t buy with a short film and a paper-animated country ballad.
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- Viewers of satirical short films and absurd commerce
- Worth noticing
- The site reports zero bids placed and names a gold-foil sticker as its only auction acquisition.
Field notes
The catalog assigns lot numbers to the animals the founders say they left behind, then gives each a product name and mock tasting notes. Its business-plan section contrasts projected and actual revenue using what it calls the “napkin method”; the page also lists the sticker as not for sale. The film links include captions, and the cartoon is described as hand-cut paper animation.
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$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
◉HumanPersonal, local, civic, or handmade
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