Observed arrival · 2026-09-26
Am I a Total Piece of Shit? — One-Dollar Court
A $1-per-case service sends personal confessions to a small team for a majority ruling and any dissent.
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- People seeking a playful ruling on a confession
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- The sample ruling treats the yogurt theft as minor; the reply-all fake sympathy is the real offense.
Field notes
The page offers five judgment labels, from “Total piece of shit” to “Saint,” and includes a fictional case with both majority and minority opinions. Its listed judges are an ordained minister and a PCQI Safety Officer, with an explicit note that their credentials do not make the service a moral, religious, legal, medical, or safety authority. The submission instructions ask users to omit real names.
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