Observed arrival · 2026-09-26
Diablo Sucks: Diablo Immortal? Unfortunately.
A satirical Diablo Immortal site pairs faux-news commentary with an excuse generator and a wasted-time calculator.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
- For
- Diablo Immortal players and their exasperated partners
- Worth noticing
- A faux-news ticker pairs clan productivity, missed wars, imaginary gems, and delayed promises with relationship fallout.
Field notes
The site uses a faux-institutional frame, calling itself the International Coalition Against Blizzard Bullshit and describing its work as documentation. Its navigation leads to an About page, a numbers section, and Real Stories, giving the joke more structure than a single gag landing page. The visible controls support generating and copying excuses, while the calculator includes calculate and reset actions; its underlying method is not shown in the extract.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central
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